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March Madness: The Funniest Tweets That Lit Up Twitter This Month
Here are some of the funniest tweets from this month: A compilation of humor to brighten up your Twitter timeline.
Twitter Delights: The Best Tweets of the Month
March has passed, and once again, Twitter has provided endless amusement to help us through the days. Here is a collection of some of the most hilarious tweets from this month, curated just for you. Make sure to follow these accounts for even more laughter on your Twitter timeline!
Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo)
"i’m just a boy” why my homegirl ain’t smile in months then— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 16, 2024
Sa. (@savonniee)
Bring back MCM and WCW!! We used to be real lovers— Sa. (@savonniee) March 17, 2024
Rebecca (@femceldorito)
white people need to bring "booyah" back— Rebecca (@femceldorito) March 17, 2024
𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere)
I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “hey girl you don’t look nothing like your pictures on social media” i said what ??? and ran to the bathroom, i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭😫 i never ran out the club so fast crying wow.— 𝕽ude Gyal Re 🩷 (@JealousOfRere) March 18, 2024
ceren (@turk1shprincess)
i’m crying why she called me ran thru pic.twitter.com/IvdCUZESfd— ceren (@turk1shprincess) March 20, 2024
Ricky Knuckles (@TheRickDoofus)
Got my bidet all set up pic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm— Ricky Knuckles (@TheRickDoofus) March 21, 2024
Iris Lewinsky (@1R_1S)
i don't think the desk is that tiny. no shade.....— Iris Lewinsky (@1R_1S) March 24, 2024
yusuke (@juanvenchy)
Gay couple at the train station just looked me up and down twice pic.twitter.com/MPo6sIE7TM— yusuke (@juanvenchy) March 23, 2024
Marisa (Normal Girl) (@VEINSVEINSVElNS)
Really resonating with this close friends post from last year pic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3— Marisa (Normal Girl) (@VEINSVEINSVElNS) March 23, 2024
nanavaah (@VaahNana)
Thought daughter https://t.co/m5FwhPkAdV— nanavaah (@VaahNana) March 25, 2024
DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin)
Dudes that are 5’8” love saying “I’ll be there shortly” like yea man we know— DeWitt B. Fartin (@DeWittBFartin) March 11, 2024
janito (@yassnito)
Nothing more embarrassing than killing the chat on a gc.. and sometimes its so bad no one says anything for like 6 hours and ur message is just.. sitting there… i get shivers.— janito (@yassnito) March 14, 2024
Chris (@citehchris)
Once u catch me cheating we doneU to nosey for me— Chris (@citehchris) March 27, 2024
4quest.❤️🔱🖤 (@thinkpiecetribe)
Can’t even use “get a job” as an insult anymore cause it’s actually hard asf to get one— 4quest.❤️🔱🖤 (@thinkpiecetribe) March 21, 2024
Reecee (@Reecee_yt)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS FOOD WITHOUT MY VIDEO ESSAY? pic.twitter.com/kiRBl9p2dF— Reecee (@Reecee_yt) March 21, 2024
redacted (@aquariusdays)
HE SAID YES (i asked if he was mad at me)— redacted (@aquariusdays) March 21, 2024
KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag)
Everything runs out at once. You are knocked breathlessly to the ground by having to replace laundry detergent. You are out of spinach. No:..no you’re out of hand soap…. Oh my god. I’m so sorry. You are out of olive oil. When your house of cards stood tall did you feel strong— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) March 7, 2024
ponyboy✨ (@staygvlden)
Me preparing to drink strawberry lemonade pic.twitter.com/zbFQfjDMzB— ponyboy✨ (@staygvlden) March 15, 2024
donald boat (@laserboat999)
Just saw someone wearing a shirt that says “London, Paris, and New York.” I love that. Those are some of the biggest cities out there— donald boat (@laserboat999) March 7, 2024
A (@fofequis)
The sun to the people on Earth pic.twitter.com/RJbrs3S79h— A (@fofequis) March 27, 2024
Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2)
Lips? chapped. Skin? dry. Sleep schedule? fucked. Cuddling? not happening. Going a little insane? definitely.— Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2) March 21, 2024
AB (@CarelessAB)
Girl i thought these was cinnamon bites, don’t make this shit again. https://t.co/ATKt1JiHTN— AB (@CarelessAB) March 22, 2024
diet drake (@kadeemsonline)
My favorite Grindr bios are the ones where you can clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app— diet drake (@kadeemsonline) March 22, 2024
mike’s Mic Charts (@mikesmicYT)
When I said “because of the pandemic I feel like I’ve been 24 for 4 years” and oomf said “well you’re not” pic.twitter.com/JwBUTztVDx— Mike’s Mic Charts (@mikesmicYT) March 23, 2024
SummerClub (@sumerclub)
“If he wanted to.. he would.”But I want to and I don’t???? pic.twitter.com/raUuU0DJu2— SummerClub (@sumerclub) March 22, 2024
Head DEI in Charge (@justbrestill)
“You masc” Yeah girl— Head DEI in Charge (@justbrestill) March 23, 2024
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud)
Got banned for life from my church for asking the priest if his pronouns are he/hymn— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) March 27, 2024
e 🇵🇸 (@tms_75)
Imagine something funny. Now imagine if it wasn’t. Not so funny now is it?— e 🇵🇸 (@tms_75) March 11, 2024
✭ (@Noorthevirgo)
Dudes will be like "You didn't deserve to be hurt like that.... you deserve to be hurt like THIS"— Noor✭ (@Noorthevirgo) March 11, 2024
katie jo(hantgen) (@katiejoyofosho)
Spirit flight attendant just said “and to those of you who said you’d never fly with us ever again, welcome back” ☠️🤡— katie jo(hantgen) (@katiejoyofosho) March 10, 2024
OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie)
I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭— OFFICIALGRACIE (@OfficialGracie) March 10, 2024
shivers (@thecroakerqueen)
the log truck driver in final destination 2 pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh— shivers (@thecroakerqueen) March 7, 2024
ginger rail (@attemptingbutch)
Being queer summed up pic.twitter.com/9npiInHAt8— ginger rail (@attemptingbutch) March 6, 2024
celica! (@genderatio)
"you been pissin tonight, sir?"me asf: pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA— celica! (@genderatio) March 18
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